For the beautifully unwell, the proudly unhinged, and anyone whose raccoon instincts are doing the driving.
Graphic tees for bikers, weirdos, lovable menaces, and anyone allergic to being normal.
Raccoon energy for people who are one minor inconvenience away from feral. Chaos in cotton. Ships in 5-7 business days.
One human, one gloriously unhinged mascot, and a pile of graphic tees for people who refuse to blend in. Every order supports a real person—not a faceless corporation. Thanks for enabling the chaos. 🖤
Graphic tees, hoodies, and drinkware for people with excellent taste and questionable coping mechanisms.
Because normal was never the goal.
For night owls, chaos goblins, and anyone living life on their own delightfully questionable terms.
Built weird. Worn proudly.
Made to order with care, then shipped in 5-7 business days. Patience is character development.
Real people. Real cotton. Zero corporate soul.
“Great quality, good fit, and pleasant service. Definitely recommended for someone looking for a quirky shirt from a small businesswoman.”
Rownn J
“I got this shirt for me and my step daughter and we both love it, it is her favorite shirt to wear.”
William
“Best shirt ever — comfortable and the picture is really good. Can't wait to buy more. You want shirts, you gotta order on here, they are awesome.”
Megan
“Funny and comfortable shirt to wear.”
Megan
“Have this cup and it's awesome and I love it. Cool design and color is awesome.”
Megan
| Size | Chest (in) | Length (in) | Sleeve (in) |
|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 31-34 | 27 | 8.5 |
| S | 34-37 | 28 | 9 |
| M | 38-41 | 29 | 9.5 |
| L | 42-45 | 30 | 10 |
| XL | 46-49 | 31 | 10.5 |
| 2XL | 50-53 | 32 | 11 |
| 3XL | 54-57 | 33 | 11.5 |
| 4XL | 58-61 | 34 | 12 |
| 5XL | 62-65 | 35 | 12.5 |
All measurements are in inches. For best results, measure over your favorite t-shirt or hoodie.
Everything is fine. (It's not fine.) Wear it proudly.
You don't know what they need. This raccoon does.
Nocturnal. Chaotic. Fueled by bad decisions and good snacks.
Holds it together at work. Falls apart everywhere else. Relatably.
— Theresa
