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I Grew a Human and All I Got Was This Anxiety
🍁 Small Canadian Business

YOU'RE NOT BUYING FROM A CORPORATION.

You're buying from a small Canadian business run by a real person who loves creating designs for people who aren't afraid to show some personality. Every order matters. Every customer matters. And every purchase helps keep this little business rolling. Thanks for riding along. 🤘

— Theresa

I Grew a Human and All I Got Was This Anxiety

$29.99 $34.99
Color
Size
Size Chest (in) Length (in) Sleeve (in)
XS 31-34 27 8.5
S 34-37 28 9
M 38-41 29 9.5
L 42-45 30 10
XL 46-49 31 10.5
2XL 50-53 32 11
3XL 54-57 33 11.5
4XL 58-61 34 12
5XL 62-65 35 12.5

All measurements are in inches. For best results, measure over your favorite t-shirt or hoodie.
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🚚 Free shipping on all orders — delivered in 5–10 business days. Printed and made to order just for you.
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Our products are manufactured both locally and globally. We carefully select our manufacturing partners to ensure our products are high quality and a fair value.
Returns & Exchanges

We want you to love your order. Easy returns and exchanges within 30 days of delivery.
Shipping

We will work quickly to ship your order as soon as possible. Once your order has shipped, you will receive an email with further information. Delivery times vary depending on your location.
Manufacturing

Our products are manufactured both locally and globally. We carefully select our manufacturing partners to ensure our products are high quality and a fair value.

Special Deal!

🤘 Make it two. Buy any 2 tees and save 10% automatically at checkout.

Made to order
Original TRK design
30-day returns
Small Canadian business

✅ Free shipping on all orders!

Ten months of growing a whole person. The stretch marks, the sleepless nights, the unsolicited advice, the complete loss of your bladder and your identity. And what did you get? Anxiety. Chronic, beautiful, all-consuming anxiety. Wear it proudly.

Classic fit, 100% combed cotton — soft enough for the days you're running on fumes and love. Pre-shrunk, reactive-dyed, crew neck, tear-away label.

Wash cold, tumble dry low. The anxiety is permanent. The tee is not.

WHO'S THIS FOR?

🏍️

The weekend rider

The person who counts down the days until the next ride.

🔥

The bike-night regular

Because showing up in a boring shirt simply isn't an option.

🛣️

The open-road addict

For the person who would always choose the long way home.

🎁

The biker who's impossible to shop for

You know exactly who I'm talking about.

Let customers speak for us

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