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Ramen Is My Retirement Plan Funny T-Shirt

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— Theresa

Ramen Is My Retirement Plan Funny T-Shirt

$29.99 $34.99

Color Charcoal Red Royal Sport Grey White Gold

Size S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL

Size Guide

Size	Chest (in)	Length (in)	Sleeve (in)
XS	31-34	27	8.5
S	34-37	28	9
M	38-41	29	9.5
L	42-45	30	10
XL	46-49	31	10.5
2XL	50-53	32	11
3XL	54-57	33	11.5
4XL	58-61	34	12
5XL	62-65	35	12.5

All measurements are in inches. For best results, measure over your favorite t-shirt or hoodie.

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Our products are manufactured both locally and globally. We carefully select our manufacturing partners to ensure our products are high quality and a fair value.

We want you to love your order. Easy returns and exchanges within 30 days of delivery.

We will work quickly to ship your order as soon as possible. Once your order has shipped, you will receive an email with further information. Delivery times vary depending on your location.

Our products are manufactured both locally and globally. We carefully select our manufacturing partners to ensure our products are high quality and a fair value.

Made to order

Original TRK design

30-day returns

Small Canadian business

✅ Free shipping on all orders!

Life goals: a hot bowl of ramen and absolutely no plans.

For the foodies, the noodle enthusiasts, and everyone who considers a perfect bowl of ramen a genuine achievement. Whether you're a college student surviving on instant noodles or a ramen connoisseur who knows the difference between tonkotsu and shoyu — this tee gets it.

Why You'll Love It

Retro sunset "Ramen Is My Retirement Plan" graphic with a cute ramen box character
Heavyweight cotton — soft, durable, built for vibrant prints
Classic unisex fit, sizes S–5XL in 6 colors
Perfect gift for foodies, ramen lovers, college students & Japanese cuisine fans
Great for birthdays, housewarming, or any occasion worth celebrating with noodles

Care Instructions

Machine wash cold
Tumble dry low
Do not bleach — do not iron directly on print — do not dry clean

Retirement plan: noodles. Achieved.

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